10 Reasons To Eat When You're Not Really Hungry

1.  It would be rude to refuse.

2.  G-ddamn that m******r.

3.  Everything is falling apart, and we're all going to die.

4.  They never loved me.

5.  There's nothing on TV. 

6.  There's a really good movie on.

7.  I hate my job.

8.  I don't have a job. 

9.  They don't understand me.

10.  What's this I'm chewing on?